Each action has two forms -- An action by itself (.ACTION) and an action done TO another person (.ACTION NAME)
.ack	You run around the room yelling ACK ACK ACK!!!   You look at SomePerson and scream ACK!!!
.action	You want to check out the ACTION list.   You turn to SomePerson and say “Why experiment? Just check out the ACTION list.” =)
.adios	You wave to everyone and say “Adios, amigos!”   You wave to SomePerson and say “Adios, amigo!”
.authority	You scream at everybody: “Respect My Authority!”   You look at SomePerson and say “Respect My Authority!”
.babeh	You say “Heh, babeh!”   You wink and grin at SomePerson, then say “Heh, babeh!”
.bat	You look around slyly for someone's ear to bat.   You are batting playfully at SomePerson's ear.
.bbl	You stop suddenly and proclaim “I'll be back later.”   You say “Don't go anywhere... I'll be right back” to SomePerson.
.beer	You take a big gulp of beer.   You offer a cold beer to SomePerson.
.blush	You are blushing a lovely shade of red.   You are blushing at what SomePerson just did.
.bow	You are taking a bow.   You are bowing humbly to SomePerson.
.brb	You hold up one hand and with a serious tone say “I'll be right back.”   You say “Don't go anywhere... I'll be right back” to SomePerson.
.bye	You wave to everybody and say “bye bye.”   You say “bye bye” to SomePerson.
.chase	You want to chase somebody.   You are chasing SomePerson around the room with a crazy look in your eyes.
.chew	You chew on your bedpost, trying desperately to create more notches.   You are pretty sure that SomePerson will have to chew on the bedpost to ever get more notches.
.chuckle	You are chuckling.   You give SomePerson a patronizing chuckle.
.clap	You are clapping your hands happily.   You are clapping in admiration of SomePerson.
.claws	You are sharpening your claws on the bedpost.   You think SomePerson's bedpost would be great for a little claw-sharpening.
.comfort	You are looking for a little comfort.   You are comforting SomePerson and offering sympathy.
.congrats	You stand proudly and say “Congratulations to me!”   You are congratulating SomePerson happily.
.cough	You are coughing nervously.   You are coughing at SomePerson.
.cry	You are crying woefully.   You are crying woefully to SomePerson.
.curtsey	You curtsey gracefully.   You curtsey gracefully to SomePerson.
.dance	You are in the mood to dance!   You grab SomePerson and begin dancing crazily around the room.
.dashing	You are flashing a dashing smile to all the lovely ladies.   You are flashing a dashing smile at SomePerson .
.doh	You slap your forehead and say “DOH!!!” just like Homer Simpson.   You turn to SomePerson and say “DOH!!!”
.drink	You take a sip of champagne.   You offer a cold glass of champagne to SomePerson.
.dunce	You put your dunce cap on and sit shamefully in the corner.   You think SomePerson should go sit in the corner with a dunce cap on.
.faq	You are pretty sure that's in the FAQ.   You know the answer to SomePerson's question! It's in the FAQ.
.frown	You are frowning.   You are frowning darkly at SomePerson.
.game	You smile and calmly remind everyone that this is JUST A GAME.   You tap SomePerson on the shoulder, smile, and say “This is JUST A GAME”
.gasp	You are gasping for breath.   You are gasping in amazement at SomePerson.
.giggle	You are giggling insanely.   You are giggling insanely at SomePerson.
.glare	You are glaring angrilly.   You are glaring angrilly at SomePerson.
.goo	You scoop up some spare ooze and begin sculpting with it.   You are waiting impatiently for SomePerson to turn into goo.
.goober	You are a real gooberbutt!   You think SomePerson is a real gooberbutt!
.goodbye	You wave to everybody and say “Goodbye.”   You say “goodbye” to SomePerson.
.goofight	You begin to hoard a massive supply of goo, in the hopes of starting a goo-fight!   You want to start a goo fight with SomePerson.
.grin	You are grinning slyly.   You are grinning slyly at SomePerson.
.growl	You are growling angrily.   You are growling angrily at SomePerson.
.hello	You step in proudly and say “Hello, everybody!”   You notice SomePerson and say “Hello!”
.help	You are in desperate need of professional help.   You think SomePerson should seek professional help right away.
.herring	You have a really cool Red Herring.   You are jealous of SomePerson's Red Herring.
.hi	You step in proudly and say “Hi, everybody!”   You notice SomePerson and say “Hi!”
.hide	You are trying to hide.   You are hiding from SomePerson.
.hints	You remind everyone about the Instructions, Hints, and FAQ.   You turn to SomePerson and say “Hi there! First, try the Instructions, Hints, and FAQ.” =)
.hips	You wiggle your hypnotic hips.   You mesmerize SomePerson with your hypnotic hips.
.hoi	You step in proudly and say “Hoi, chummers!”   You turn to SomePerson and say “Hoi there, chummer!”
.hola	You step in the room proudly and say “Hola!” to everyone.   You say “Hola!” upon noticing SomePerson.
.hoser	You are not a hoser!   You turn to SomePerson with a smirk on your face and say “Take off, you hoser!”
.hug	You really need to be hugged right now.   You are hugging SomePerson tightly.
.invite	You sure would like to be invited.   You invite SomePerson to your channel. Type GO to get there.
.jk	You look around sheepishly and say “I was only kidding, everybody.”   You turn to SomePerson regretfully and say “I was only kidding.”
.jump	You are jumping around like a loon.   You are giving SomePerson that “I want to jump your bones” look.
.kick	You are ready to kick somebody's butt!   You are kicking SomePerson all to heck and back.
.kiss	You sure could use a kiss right now.   You give SomePerson a kiss on the lips.
.laugh	You burst into a fit of laughter.   You are laughing insanely at SomePerson.
.lick	You are in the mood to lick somebody.   You lick SomePerson all over. Yummy!
.look	You are L00king around the room.   You are looking SomePerson over.
.love	You are looking for love.   You are madly in *love* with SomePerson.
.luck	You are getting really lucky!   You think SomePerson is having too much luck.
.lust	You are in serious lust.   You look at SomePerson with lust in your eyes.
.massage	You are in need of a relaxing massage.   You are giving SomePerson a very soothing massage.
.merlin	You are pushing Merlin down the elevator shaft with morbid glee.   You enlist SomePerson's help in pushing Merlin down the elevator shaft.
.mic	You are looking around for the microphone.   You hand the microphone to SomePerson and say “You're up!”
.mike's	You drink a nice cold Mike's Hard Lemonade.   You offer SomePerson a nice cold Mike's Hard Lemonade.
.miss	You turn to leave, look back, and say “Try not to miss me while I'm gone!” ;-)   You turn to SomePerson and say “I missed you!”
.nibble	You are looking for someone to nibble.   You are nibbling SomePerson all over. Yummy!
.nm	You look a little sheepish, and say “Oh well, nevermind.”   You frown at SomePerson and say “Oh well, nevermind.”
.no	You are shaking your head NO.   You are shaking your head NO at SomePerson.
.nobeer	You would like to remind everybody that the alcoholic beverages are just make-believe.   You remind SomePerson that the alcoholic beverages are just a figment of the imagination.
.nod	You are nodding your head.   You are nodding to SomePerson in agreement.
.np	You grin and say “No problem, everybody.”   You nod to SomePerson and say “No problem at all.”
.oic	You raise an eyebrow and say “Oh, I see...”   You look at SomePerson in disbelief and say “Oh, I see...”
.pants	You are looking for a pair of pants to steal.   You steal SomePerson's pants and run off!
.pat	You think somebody deserves a pat on the head.   You pat SomePerson on the head and roll your eyes in disdain.
.pet	You are looking for someone to pet.   You are petting SomePerson softly.
.poke	You are looking for someone to poke.   You are poking SomePerson in the belly, hoping to hear “Oohhh,” like the Pillsbury Doughboy.
.pounce	You are deviously looking for someone to pounce on.   You pounce on SomePerson with a devious, playful grin.
.pout	You are pouting.   You look at SomePerson with a pout on your face.
.profile	You excitedly point to the Player Profiles and say “Hey everybody! Check me out!”   You think SomePerson should fill out a Player Profile. The link is right above the chat.
.prozac	You are wacked out on Prozac right now.   You think SomePerson should take a higher dosage of Prozac.
.punt	You want to play football.   You pick SomePerson up and punt SomePerson across the room like a football.
.purr	You are purring.   You are purring enticingly at SomePerson.
.room	You look annoyed and scream “get a room, for cryin' out loud!”   You turn to SomePerson with a disgusted look and say “Jeez... get a room!”
.rose	You are cutting fresh roses. @}-,--    @}-,--    @}-,--   You hand SomePerson a long-stemmed rose: @}--,----'-,-------
.round	You buy a round of drinks for everyone.   You think SomePerson should buy a round of drinks for everyone.
.rude	You can't stand rude people.   You turn to SomePerson with a surprised look on your face and say “How rude!”
.rules	You know that the RULES are there for a reason.   You advise SomePerson to read the RULES right away.
.scream	You are screaming bloody murder.   You get right up to SomePerson's ear and scream “CAN YOU HEAR ME?????”
.sexy	You are looking around for somebody sexy.   You look at SomePerson and say “WOW, you're sexy!”
.shrug	You are shrugging your shoulders!   You are shrugging indifferently at SomePerson.
.sigh	You are sighing wistfully.   You are sighing wistfully at SomePerson.
.sing	You take the microphone and begin singing loudly.   You take the microphone and begin singing loudly to SomePerson.
.slurp	You are making slurping noises.   You are slurping all over SomePerson. Yummy!
.smack	You are trying to find somebody to smack.   You just smacked SomePerson across the mouth.
.smart	You stop suddenly and proclaim “I am the smartest man alive!”   You look at SomePerson with a smirk and say “that wasn't too smart, now was it?”
.smile	You are smiling sweetly.   You are smiling sweetly at SomePerson.
.smirk	You are smirking.   You are smirking at SomePerson.
.smooch	You really want to smooch somebody.   You take SomePerson to a private closet for a passionate SMooOoOOch.
.snicker	You are snickering deviously.   You are snickering deviously at SomePerson.
.snub	are You being snubbed or what?   You look away, turn your nose up, and frown as if to snub SomePerson.
.sorry	You are feeling really sorry.   You look at SomePerson and say “Wow, I'm really sorry.”
.spank	You think somebody deserves a spanking!   You flop SomePerson over one knee and start spanking hard!
.special	You are special.   You think SomePerson is special in the “short bus” kind of way.
.strangle	You would like to STRANGLE somebody!   You grab SomePerson by the neck in a strangle-hold.
.subscribe	You are looking under your couch cushions for money to subscribe.   You think that SomePerson will be dearly missed if SomePerson can't subscribe. =(
.swat	You are swatting at invisible flies.   You swat at SomePerson as if chasing away a fly.
.swoon	You are swooning.   You are swooning over SomePerson.
.tackle	You want to tackle somebody.   You tackle SomePerson to the ground.
.thank	You are offering your thanks.   You are thanking SomePerson profusely.
.throwgoo	You throw goo around wildly, hoping to hit someone.   You pick up a handful of goo and throw it at SomePerson.
.tickle	You are looking for a victim to tickle.   You tickle SomePerson mercilessly and giggle all the while.
.type	You need to learn how to type.   You think SomePerson should use both hands to type.
.uhm	You say “Uhm... Ok...”   You look at SomePerson and say “Uhm... Ok...”
.wagtail	You wag some serious tail.   You wag some serious tail at SomePerson.
.wave	You are waving your arms around frantically.   You are waving to SomePerson.
.wb	You are glad to be back!   You turn to SomePerson and say “Welcome back!”
.whistle	You are whistling innocently.   You are whistling lustfully at SomePerson.
.wink	You are winking at the wall.   You are winking at SomePerson.
.wtg	You look around the room, then say “Way to go!”   You look to SomePerson with admiration and say “Way to go!”
.yawn	You are yawning openly.   You are yawning at SomePerson.
.yw	You smile at everyone and say “You're all very welcome.” =)   You smile at SomePerson and say “You're very welcome.” =)
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